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2 months ago
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4 months ago
Furry chonker that needs a hug
His only accommodation being a bear cage this diabetes tempting furry friend requires a hug! here are some reasons why the fat racoon needs cuddling from you NOW :

"The Fluffy Friendship Fiasco": Hugging a fat, overweight raccoon is like cuddling a living, breathing teddy bear. Sure, they might have a few extra pounds, but that just means there's more raccoon to love—and who could resist snuggling up to all that fuzzy goodness?

"The Chunky Cheek Charade": Have you ever seen a raccoon with chubby cheeks? It's like the marshmallow version of a woodland critter. Hugging one is like squeezing a plush pillow, except this pillow has adorable little hands and a mischievous glint in its eye.

"The Round Rascal Rendezvous": Fat raccoons are like the fluffy marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms—irresistibly squishy and oh-so-huggable. Plus, who doesn't love a little extra cushion for the raccoon pushin'?

"The Rubenesque Raccoon Romance": Hugging a fat, overweight raccoon is like embracing the spirit of self-love. It's a celebration of curves and cuddles, a testament to the beauty of embracing your natural raccoon-esque physique.

"The Plump Pal Parade": Fat raccoons are the life of the party, waddling around with their chubby bellies and infectious enthusiasm. Hugging one is like joining a fluffy parade of adorableness, complete with squishy hugs and playful nibbles. Who could resist joining the fun?
Furry chonker that needs a hug
Cat
4 months ago
Dogs are smarter then we give them credit for
They absolutely can manipulate us. Because we're dumb? Maybe all we know is that dogs are smarter then all of us reading and writing this and here's a few reasons why:

The Fetch Fiasco: "Because while the dog's out there fetching sticks like a pro athlete, the reader's still trying to figure out why they threw the stick in the first place. It's like watching a game of fetch with a chess master and a checkers champ!"

The Paws for Thought: "Because while the dog's busy solving complex equations like 'Where's the nearest fire hydrant?', the reader's struggling with basic arithmetic like 'How many treats are in a dozen?' Hint: it's not 'a lot.'"

The Bark Brigade Brainwave: "Because while the dog's barking up the right tree to catch squirrels, the reader's still trying to figure out why they can't find their car keys in the fruit bowl. Spoiler alert: they're not fruits, and they don't belong there!"

The Tail-Wagging Takeover: "Because while the dog's mastered the art of diplomacy with the neighbor's cat, the reader's still arguing with their own reflection in the mirror. Who's the real 'good boy' here? Hint: not the one with the reflection."

The Canine Conundrum: "Because while the dog's got street smarts and knows all the neighborhood gossip, the reader's still trying to decipher the hieroglyphics on their takeout menu. Who needs a translator when you've got a furry friend with all the answers?"
Dogs are smarter then we give them credit for
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4 months ago
Named one of his dogs Desmond
Those are People's NAMES my guy!
Here are five humorous reasons why you should give your dog a human name:

"Avoiding Awkward Introductions": Forget the confusion of shouting "Spot!" at the dog park and having five different pooches come running. With a human name like "Steve" or "Barbara," you'll never have to worry about mistaking someone else's furry friend for your own—or accidentally calling your neighbor by your dog's name.

"Elevating Their Social Status": Who says dogs can't be part of the upper crust? Give your furry friend a sophisticated moniker like "Geoffrey" or "Margaret," and suddenly they're hobnobbing with the best of them at canine cocktail parties and pooch pampering spas.

"Preventing Identity Crisis": Let's face it—being called "Fido" or "Rover" doesn't exactly scream individuality. Give your dog a human name, and suddenly they're not just another face in the doggy crowd—they're a unique and irreplaceable member of the family, complete with their own quirks and personality traits.

"Confusing the Vet": Nothing keeps your veterinarian on their toes like trying to decipher the medical records of a patient named "Gary" or "Jessica." With a human name, your dog becomes the ultimate mystery to unravel—a furry enigma wrapped in a puzzle wrapped in a fur coat.

"Expanding Their Career Opportunities": Who says dogs can't have a nine-to-five job? With a human name like "Kevin" or "Samantha," your pooch could be the next canine CEO, leading boardroom meetings and barking out orders like a pro. Just don't forget to pack their briefcase and power tie!
Named one of his dogs Desmond
Cat
4 months ago
Cute little bunny
Driving his tiny spider mech, maybe all bunnies should have a mech?
Let's get Raytheon on the horn and make them build something useful for once>
These reasons should convince your local senator to vote YES on the bunny MECH BILL

"To Combat the Carrot Shortage Crisis": With their insatiable appetite for carrots, bunnies are at risk of depleting our global carrot reserves. Equipping them with government-subsidized mechs not only helps them reach carrot fields faster but also ensures they have the firepower to protect their precious veggie stash from would-be thieves.

"Bunny Rush Hour Traffic Jams": Picture it: rows of adorable bunnies piloting miniature mechs during rush hour, hopping along at a snail's pace while munching on snacks and occasionally engaging in mech-sized road rage. It's like a scene straight out of a whimsical anime—complete with bunnies in bowties.

"Mechanical Hopping Competitions": Move over, Olympics—there's a new sporting event in town! With their newfound mechs, bunnies can participate in high-stakes hopping competitions, complete with obstacle courses and gravity-defying stunts. Who needs gold medals when you've got carrots at the finish line?

"Defense Against the Invasion of Giant Carrot Monsters": We all know the real threat to society: giant carrot monsters rising from the depths of the earth to wreak havoc on our vegetable patches. By arming bunnies with mechs, we're preparing them for the ultimate showdown against these orange behemoths. It's a battle of epic proportions—and only the bunnies can save us.

"To Establish a Bunny Mech Delivery Service": Tired of waiting for your packages to arrive? Fear not—bunny mechs are here to save the day! With their lightning-fast delivery service, you'll never have to wait more than a hop, skip, and a jump for your Amazon Prime orders again. Plus, who wouldn't want to receive a package from a bunny in a mech suit?
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4 months ago
Bear party
They look like they're having fun!
I'd love to go so I imagined up some reasons why I want to:

"Pawsitively Un-Bear-Lievable Snacks": Where else can you indulge in a buffet of salmon sushi, honey-glazed donuts, and picnic baskets overflowing with goodies? At a bear party, the snacks are as wild and unpredictable as the guests!

"Bearly Legal Dance Moves": From the cha-cha-cha to the electric slide, there's no shortage of hilariously mismatched dance styles on display. Who needs rhythm when you've got the sheer joy of busting a move with your furry friends?

"Growling Good Conversations": Ever wanted to engage in deep philosophical debates with a bear? At a bear party, anything goes! Whether you're discussing the merits of hibernation or the best technique for catching fish, you're guaranteed to have a roaring good time.

"Bear-aoke Battle Royale": Step up to the mic and unleash your inner diva with a round of bear-aoke! From classic hits to campfire sing-alongs, there's no shortage of opportunities to belt out your favorite tunes and earn the admiration of your ursine audience.

"Fur-ocious Fashion Showdown": Who wore it best: the grizzly in the flannel shirt or the polar bear in the Hawaiian shirt and shades? At a bear party, fashion takes a backseat to pure, unadulterated hilarity. Embrace your wild side and let your outfit roar!
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