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2 years ago
Getting a promotion
Also less competition. A rich private school is a gold mine for a drug dealer and here's some reasons why:
The Exclusive Market: "Because a rich private school is like the VIP section of the drug dealing world—where else can you find a clientele with trust funds and a taste for designer drugs? It's like selling caviar to fish."
The Academic Pressure: "Because a rich private school is a pressure cooker of stress and anxiety—what better way to cope with the existential dread of final exams than with a little something to take the edge off? Who needs Adderall when you've got Ambien?"
The Extracurricular Escapades: "Because a rich private school is a breeding ground for rebellion—when your parents have already bought your future, why not indulge in a little recreational rebellion? Cocaine and calculus go together like PB&J, right?"
The Parental Disconnect: "Because a rich private school is like a fortress of privilege, where helicopter parents hover at a safe distance—what better place to fly under the radar and peddle your wares? Just make sure to avoid the PTA meetings."
The Rich Kids' Revolt: "Because a rich private school is a powder keg of entitlement and boredom—what better way to stick it to the man than by turning the student lounge into your own personal pharmacy? It's like Robin Hood, but with Xanax instead of bows and arrows."
The Exclusive Market: "Because a rich private school is like the VIP section of the drug dealing world—where else can you find a clientele with trust funds and a taste for designer drugs? It's like selling caviar to fish."
The Academic Pressure: "Because a rich private school is a pressure cooker of stress and anxiety—what better way to cope with the existential dread of final exams than with a little something to take the edge off? Who needs Adderall when you've got Ambien?"
The Extracurricular Escapades: "Because a rich private school is a breeding ground for rebellion—when your parents have already bought your future, why not indulge in a little recreational rebellion? Cocaine and calculus go together like PB&J, right?"
The Parental Disconnect: "Because a rich private school is like a fortress of privilege, where helicopter parents hover at a safe distance—what better place to fly under the radar and peddle your wares? Just make sure to avoid the PTA meetings."
The Rich Kids' Revolt: "Because a rich private school is a powder keg of entitlement and boredom—what better way to stick it to the man than by turning the student lounge into your own personal pharmacy? It's like Robin Hood, but with Xanax instead of bows and arrows."
2 years ago
A vey carefull man!
Watching his step biding his time ready for anything!
Have 5 reasons why this is a good idea
Stealth Mode: Because checking the time discreetly is a skill best mastered with your foot!
Leg Day Countdown: Who needs a gym timer when your ankle watch can remind you how long it's been since your last leg workout?
Fancy Footwork: Because nothing says "classy" like accessorizing your ankles!
Time Flies When You're Having Fun... at the Beach: For those who want to keep track of time while frolicking in the waves without the risk of losing their watch to the ocean.
Ankle Fashion Trendsetter: Who needs wristwatch tan lines when you can start a new trend of ankle watch tan lines?
Have 5 reasons why this is a good idea
Stealth Mode: Because checking the time discreetly is a skill best mastered with your foot!
Leg Day Countdown: Who needs a gym timer when your ankle watch can remind you how long it's been since your last leg workout?
Fancy Footwork: Because nothing says "classy" like accessorizing your ankles!
Time Flies When You're Having Fun... at the Beach: For those who want to keep track of time while frolicking in the waves without the risk of losing their watch to the ocean.
Ankle Fashion Trendsetter: Who needs wristwatch tan lines when you can start a new trend of ankle watch tan lines?
2 years ago
Asshole or hero?
Kids are annoying sometimes so you know...
Here are some more teacher revenge scenarios
The "Homework Havoc" Hoax:
Assign the student a "special" extra credit assignment that involves writing a 10-page essay on the history of paperclips – due by the end of the day. Then reveal it was all a prank and give them a sticker instead.
The "Pop Quiz Prank" Plot:
Surprise the class with a pop quiz on the most obscure subject imaginable – like the mating habits of garden gnomes or the physics of unicorn flight. Watch as the student's panic turns to relief when they realize it's just a joke quiz with silly questions and no consequences.
The "Desk Swap" Shenanigans:
Swap the student's desk with the teacher's desk for a day, complete with a nameplate that reads "Teacher-in-Training." Watch as they struggle to manage the responsibilities of teaching while you sit back and enjoy the show.
The "Rule Reversal" Ruse:
Let the student be the teacher for a day, with full authority to enforce classroom rules and assign homework. Sit back and relax as they try to maintain order in the classroom – it's a lesson in empathy they won't soon forget.
The "Mystery Mischief" Maneuver:
Leave mysterious clues around the classroom leading to a "secret treasure" hidden somewhere in the school – like the janitor's closet or the cafeteria freezer. Watch as the student embarks on a wild goose chase, only to discover a box of stale cookies or a rubber chicken as their reward.
Here are some more teacher revenge scenarios
The "Homework Havoc" Hoax:
Assign the student a "special" extra credit assignment that involves writing a 10-page essay on the history of paperclips – due by the end of the day. Then reveal it was all a prank and give them a sticker instead.
The "Pop Quiz Prank" Plot:
Surprise the class with a pop quiz on the most obscure subject imaginable – like the mating habits of garden gnomes or the physics of unicorn flight. Watch as the student's panic turns to relief when they realize it's just a joke quiz with silly questions and no consequences.
The "Desk Swap" Shenanigans:
Swap the student's desk with the teacher's desk for a day, complete with a nameplate that reads "Teacher-in-Training." Watch as they struggle to manage the responsibilities of teaching while you sit back and enjoy the show.
The "Rule Reversal" Ruse:
Let the student be the teacher for a day, with full authority to enforce classroom rules and assign homework. Sit back and relax as they try to maintain order in the classroom – it's a lesson in empathy they won't soon forget.
The "Mystery Mischief" Maneuver:
Leave mysterious clues around the classroom leading to a "secret treasure" hidden somewhere in the school – like the janitor's closet or the cafeteria freezer. Watch as the student embarks on a wild goose chase, only to discover a box of stale cookies or a rubber chicken as their reward.
2 years ago
Very true opinion
Also if buying a game doesn't mean you own it piracy should be legal, but they don't like that do they?
We asked around and the best they came up as to why you don't own your games are these 5 reasons:
"The Glitch Gremlin Gambit": The game company claims that a mischievous glitch in their system caused your purchase to disappear into the digital void. According to their official statement, your game is now residing in the same mystical realm as missing socks and misplaced car keys.
"The Quantum Ownership Quandary": In a mind-bending twist, the game company insists that the concept of ownership is a mere illusion in the quantum realm of digital downloads. Apparently, your game exists in a state of simultaneous ownership and non-ownership until someone looks at it, at which point it collapses into one or the other.
"The Pirate Paranoia Plight": The game company blames a notorious band of digital pirates for absconding with your purchase and setting sail for the high seas of copyright infringement. According to their investigation, your game is now sailing the digital ocean, accompanied by a crew of swashbuckling software smugglers.
"The Cosmic Contractual Conundrum": Unbeknownst to you, buried deep within the terms and conditions of your purchase agreement is a clause stating that the game company reserves the right to reclaim your game at any time for undisclosed reasons. They assure you it's nothing personal; it's just business... or possibly dark magic.
"The Interdimensional Intellectual Property Impasse": Due to a rift in the space-time continuum, your game has slipped into a parallel universe where the laws of copyright and ownership are entirely different. According to the game company, retrieving your game would require navigating a labyrinth of alternate realities, time loops, and bureaucratic red tape.
We asked around and the best they came up as to why you don't own your games are these 5 reasons:
"The Glitch Gremlin Gambit": The game company claims that a mischievous glitch in their system caused your purchase to disappear into the digital void. According to their official statement, your game is now residing in the same mystical realm as missing socks and misplaced car keys.
"The Quantum Ownership Quandary": In a mind-bending twist, the game company insists that the concept of ownership is a mere illusion in the quantum realm of digital downloads. Apparently, your game exists in a state of simultaneous ownership and non-ownership until someone looks at it, at which point it collapses into one or the other.
"The Pirate Paranoia Plight": The game company blames a notorious band of digital pirates for absconding with your purchase and setting sail for the high seas of copyright infringement. According to their investigation, your game is now sailing the digital ocean, accompanied by a crew of swashbuckling software smugglers.
"The Cosmic Contractual Conundrum": Unbeknownst to you, buried deep within the terms and conditions of your purchase agreement is a clause stating that the game company reserves the right to reclaim your game at any time for undisclosed reasons. They assure you it's nothing personal; it's just business... or possibly dark magic.
"The Interdimensional Intellectual Property Impasse": Due to a rift in the space-time continuum, your game has slipped into a parallel universe where the laws of copyright and ownership are entirely different. According to the game company, retrieving your game would require navigating a labyrinth of alternate realities, time loops, and bureaucratic red tape.
2 years ago
2 years ago
The mad lad did it
Extreme diarrhea was probably an unwanted side effect.
Here's 5 hilarious reasons why giving yourself Autobrewery Syndrome is the best idea ever:
"The Instant Party Starter": Forget about lugging around heavy coolers full of beer—with Autobrewery Syndrome, you can turn any outing into an instant party! Just eat some carbs, sit back, and let your body do the brewing. Who needs a keg when you've got your own personal brewery on board?
"The Ultimate DIY Project": Why spend money on craft beer when you can brew your own right in your gut? With Autobrewery Syndrome, you'll never have to worry about running out of beer again. Just stock up on snacks and let the fermentation process do the rest. It's like having a microbrewery in your stomach!
"The Beer Belly Bonanza": Who needs to hit the gym when you can cultivate your very own beer belly with Autobrewery Syndrome? Say goodbye to those boring six-pack abs and hello to a belly full of delicious homemade brews. It's the ultimate excuse to skip leg day and crack open another cold one instead.
"The Liquid Courage Lifesaver": With Autobrewery Syndrome, you'll never have to face an awkward social situation sober again. Feeling nervous at a party? Just let your body brew up some liquid courage and you'll be the life of the party in no time. Who needs charisma when you've got ethanol coursing through your veins?
"The Drunk Dial Dilemma": With Autobrewery Syndrome, you'll never have to worry about embarrassing drunk dials again—because you'll be drunk 24/7! Say goodbye to coherent conversations and hello to slurred speech and nonsensical ramblings. Who needs a filter when you've got ethanol-induced honesty?
Here's 5 hilarious reasons why giving yourself Autobrewery Syndrome is the best idea ever:
"The Instant Party Starter": Forget about lugging around heavy coolers full of beer—with Autobrewery Syndrome, you can turn any outing into an instant party! Just eat some carbs, sit back, and let your body do the brewing. Who needs a keg when you've got your own personal brewery on board?
"The Ultimate DIY Project": Why spend money on craft beer when you can brew your own right in your gut? With Autobrewery Syndrome, you'll never have to worry about running out of beer again. Just stock up on snacks and let the fermentation process do the rest. It's like having a microbrewery in your stomach!
"The Beer Belly Bonanza": Who needs to hit the gym when you can cultivate your very own beer belly with Autobrewery Syndrome? Say goodbye to those boring six-pack abs and hello to a belly full of delicious homemade brews. It's the ultimate excuse to skip leg day and crack open another cold one instead.
"The Liquid Courage Lifesaver": With Autobrewery Syndrome, you'll never have to face an awkward social situation sober again. Feeling nervous at a party? Just let your body brew up some liquid courage and you'll be the life of the party in no time. Who needs charisma when you've got ethanol coursing through your veins?
"The Drunk Dial Dilemma": With Autobrewery Syndrome, you'll never have to worry about embarrassing drunk dials again—because you'll be drunk 24/7! Say goodbye to coherent conversations and hello to slurred speech and nonsensical ramblings. Who needs a filter when you've got ethanol-induced honesty?
2 years ago
