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1 year ago
Bruh moments
Must happen pretty often if you've created a quirky cute name for them
These are bruh moments not cheating
The "Wrong Door" Mishap:
Walking confidently into what you think is the bathroom, only to realize it's actually the broom closet. Bruh.
The "Reply All" Disaster:
Accidentally hitting "reply all" on an email and sending a snarky comment about your boss to the entire company. Bruh.
The "Wrong Name" Blunder:
Calling your new significant other by your ex's name during a romantic dinner. Bruh.
The "Lost Keys" Fiasco:
Spending 20 minutes frantically searching for your keys, only to realize they've been in your pocket the whole time. Bruh.
The "Unexpected Zoom" Surprise:
Forgetting to mute yourself during a Zoom meeting and accidentally broadcasting your questionable music taste to your entire team. Bruh.
These are bruh moments not cheating
The "Wrong Door" Mishap:
Walking confidently into what you think is the bathroom, only to realize it's actually the broom closet. Bruh.
The "Reply All" Disaster:
Accidentally hitting "reply all" on an email and sending a snarky comment about your boss to the entire company. Bruh.
The "Wrong Name" Blunder:
Calling your new significant other by your ex's name during a romantic dinner. Bruh.
The "Lost Keys" Fiasco:
Spending 20 minutes frantically searching for your keys, only to realize they've been in your pocket the whole time. Bruh.
The "Unexpected Zoom" Surprise:
Forgetting to mute yourself during a Zoom meeting and accidentally broadcasting your questionable music taste to your entire team. Bruh.
1 year ago
Maybe write it all in a single pargraph
She didn't get promoted that way. Here's 5 reasons why not to get pregnant by your married boss:
The Office Drama Disaster: "Because getting pregnant by your married boss is like signing up for a reality TV show called 'Office Wars: Baby Edition.' Spoiler alert: the ratings are terrible, and the drama is through the roof!"
The Cubicle Catastrophe: "Because nothing says 'awkward' quite like trying to explain to your coworkers why the photocopier is suddenly printing baby shower invitations instead of quarterly reports. Office gossip, anyone?"
The Conference Room Comedy: "Because having your married boss's baby is like trying to schedule a meeting in the conference room during a fire drill—chaotic, confusing, and bound to end in tears. And that's before the HR department gets involved!"
The Promotion Predicament: "Because sleeping with your married boss and getting pregnant is like playing a game of corporate chess where the only move is 'Checkmate: Career Ruined.' Say goodbye to that promotion—hello, paternity tests!"
The Water Cooler Whirlwind: "Because nothing says 'awkward small talk' quite like bumping into your married boss at the water cooler and trying to explain why your baby bump is bigger than last week's sales figures. Time to update your LinkedIn profile!"
The Office Drama Disaster: "Because getting pregnant by your married boss is like signing up for a reality TV show called 'Office Wars: Baby Edition.' Spoiler alert: the ratings are terrible, and the drama is through the roof!"
The Cubicle Catastrophe: "Because nothing says 'awkward' quite like trying to explain to your coworkers why the photocopier is suddenly printing baby shower invitations instead of quarterly reports. Office gossip, anyone?"
The Conference Room Comedy: "Because having your married boss's baby is like trying to schedule a meeting in the conference room during a fire drill—chaotic, confusing, and bound to end in tears. And that's before the HR department gets involved!"
The Promotion Predicament: "Because sleeping with your married boss and getting pregnant is like playing a game of corporate chess where the only move is 'Checkmate: Career Ruined.' Say goodbye to that promotion—hello, paternity tests!"
The Water Cooler Whirlwind: "Because nothing says 'awkward small talk' quite like bumping into your married boss at the water cooler and trying to explain why your baby bump is bigger than last week's sales figures. Time to update your LinkedIn profile!"
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