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1 year ago
Is this punishment a bit too much?
Might want to dial it back a little...
Here's some other options
Making them write a 1,000-word essay on the importance of punctuality, due tomorrow morning.
Sending them to bed early as punishment for staying up too late.
Making them do community service by cleaning their own bedroom.
Confiscating their smartphone and giving them a typewriter to use for a week.
Sending them to a technology-free summer camp as punishment for spending too much time online.
Making them watch a documentary about the history of school detention.
Forcing them to wear a "World's Best Behaved Teen" T-shirt to school for a week.
Assigning them to be the hall monitor for a day.
Making them teach their parents how to use social media.
Sending them to a "How to Appreciate Vegetables" workshop.
Here's some other options
Making them write a 1,000-word essay on the importance of punctuality, due tomorrow morning.
Sending them to bed early as punishment for staying up too late.
Making them do community service by cleaning their own bedroom.
Confiscating their smartphone and giving them a typewriter to use for a week.
Sending them to a technology-free summer camp as punishment for spending too much time online.
Making them watch a documentary about the history of school detention.
Forcing them to wear a "World's Best Behaved Teen" T-shirt to school for a week.
Assigning them to be the hall monitor for a day.
Making them teach their parents how to use social media.
Sending them to a "How to Appreciate Vegetables" workshop.
1 year ago
1 year ago
My buddy wrote this article
Just like me he is possibly not a cat but you can't prove anything
Other articles on that website:
"5 Reasons Why You Should Spend More Time in Cardboard Boxes"
Reasons include promoting creativity, reducing stress levels, and improving posture. But we all know the real reason – it's the ultimate kitty hideout!
"The Benefits of Sunbathing: Why You Should Soak Up Those Rays Every Day"
Articles touts Vitamin D production, mood enhancement, and skin health. But let's face it – cats just love basking in those warm sunbeams!
"The Joy of Napping: How Regular Rest Can Transform Your Life"
Highlights include increased productivity, improved memory, and reduced risk of heart disease. But we all know the real reason – it's the purr-fect excuse for a catnap!
"The Zen of Watching Birds: Finding Peace and Tranquility in Nature"
Explains the benefits of birdwatching for mental health, stress relief, and mindfulness. But for cats, it's just another opportunity for some prime window sill entertainment!
"The Art of Stretching: Why You Should Incorporate Daily Flexibility Exercises"
Extols the virtues of stretching for muscle health, flexibility, and injury prevention. But for cats, it's all about maintaining their impressive agility for impromptu zoomies and graceful leaps!
Other articles on that website:
"5 Reasons Why You Should Spend More Time in Cardboard Boxes"
Reasons include promoting creativity, reducing stress levels, and improving posture. But we all know the real reason – it's the ultimate kitty hideout!
"The Benefits of Sunbathing: Why You Should Soak Up Those Rays Every Day"
Articles touts Vitamin D production, mood enhancement, and skin health. But let's face it – cats just love basking in those warm sunbeams!
"The Joy of Napping: How Regular Rest Can Transform Your Life"
Highlights include increased productivity, improved memory, and reduced risk of heart disease. But we all know the real reason – it's the purr-fect excuse for a catnap!
"The Zen of Watching Birds: Finding Peace and Tranquility in Nature"
Explains the benefits of birdwatching for mental health, stress relief, and mindfulness. But for cats, it's just another opportunity for some prime window sill entertainment!
"The Art of Stretching: Why You Should Incorporate Daily Flexibility Exercises"
Extols the virtues of stretching for muscle health, flexibility, and injury prevention. But for cats, it's all about maintaining their impressive agility for impromptu zoomies and graceful leaps!
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