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Here are five humorous reasons why you wouldn't want to experience police brutality:

The "Donut Detox" Disaster:
"Getting roughed up by the cops means missing out on the perfect excuse for indulging in a guilt-free donut binge. No handcuffs, no calories, no fun!"

The "Cufflink Conundrum" Calamity:
"Who wants to show off stylish bracelets made of steel? It's a fashion faux pas even the runway can't redeem!"

The "License to Limbo" Lament:
"If you experience police brutality, say goodbye to any hopes of winning the annual limbo championship – those handcuffs are a serious obstacle!"

The "Mugshot Makeover" Mayhem:
"Getting your picture taken for a mugshot might sound fun, but let's face it – orange isn't exactly your color, and those fluorescent lights are not kind to anyone's complexion!"

The "Cop Car Confusion" Catastrophe:
"Forget about Uber ratings – getting a ride in the back of a police cruiser will seriously tank your social status. #RideShareRegrets"

He's going places...not college but places

But the little pocket computer does have memes in it. People are yearning for manual labor AI is just a better artist.
Here are some reasons we should let art to the machines and get our manual labor on:

"Because AI can't complain about the working conditions in the mines, but it sure can make some killer abstract paintings of them! Who needs safety regulations when you can have avant-garde art?"

"AI in the art studio means we'll finally get the masterpiece we've been waiting for: 'Mona Lisa 2: Electric Boogaloo.' Meanwhile, humans can enjoy the thrill of tunneling through solid rock with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream!"

"Why risk human lives in dangerous mines when AI can craft stunning sculptures out of silicon? Who needs coal when you can have computational creativity?"

"With AI handling the art scene, we'll have an endless supply of digital doodles to decorate our underground bunkers. Who needs sunlight when you can have pixelated paintings?"

"AI can churn out landscapes faster than you can say 'pickaxe,' while humans can embrace the rustic charm of coal dust and cave-ins. Who needs fresh air when you can have the aroma of industrial revolution?"

This lady seems to have had quite the good track record

Showing up like the temu version of yourself. We're all for body positivity here mainly because we're all ugly as sin but that's besides the point , a lot of filters is false advertising and dating these days is mostly advertising. Here are a few reasons why not to use a lot of filters on dating apps:

"The Filtered Fantasy vs. Reality:" Using too many image filters on dating sites is like presenting a Picasso painting of yourself instead of a photograph. Sure, you might look like a masterpiece online, but when you show up for that first date, your date might wonder where your other ear went.

"The Photoshop Phobia:" Nothing says "run for the hills" like realizing your date looks nothing like their heavily filtered profile picture. It's like ordering a juicy steak and receiving a tofu burger instead—disappointing, to say the least.

"The Filter-Fueled Fiasco:" With so many filters, it's hard to know what's real and what's not. One minute, you're swiping right on a flawless supermodel; the next, you're face-to-face with a human being who looks like they've been digitally airbrushed into oblivion. Talk about a rude awakening.

"The Filtered Faux Pas:" Using excessive image filters on dating sites is a rookie mistake akin to wearing sunglasses indoors—it screams "I have something to hide." Sure, you might think you're enhancing your appearance, but your date will see right through your digital disguise.

"The Filtered Freak-Out:" Imagine the horror of realizing your date looks nothing like their carefully curated profile pictures. It's like being catfished by your own vanity—a sobering reminder that filters can only do so much to improve your dating prospects.

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