Cook better food!

Would YOU still date your now worm girlfriend? You should! It's the best thing that's ever happened to you according to reasons we made up!

The Cuddle Critter: "Because your girlfriend turning into a worm means you'll never have to worry about finding a snuggle buddy—just slip her into your pocket and take her wherever you go for some slimy, squishy affection!"

The Low-Maintenance Love: "Because your girlfriend turning into a worm eliminates the need for fancy dates and expensive gifts—just toss her some dirt and watch her wiggle with joy. Who needs roses when you've got earthworms?"

The Relationship Retreat: "Because your girlfriend turning into a worm gives a whole new meaning to 'burrowing into each other's hearts'—literally! Now you can spend quality time together underground, away from the stresses of the surface world."

The Nature's Nuptials: "Because your girlfriend turning into a worm makes for the perfect eco-friendly wedding—no need for extravagant venues or fancy dresses, just a garden and a handful of soil. Plus, think of the savings on catering!"

The Slimy Serenade: "Because your girlfriend turning into a worm means you'll never be alone when it's time to sing in the rain—just grab your trusty worm-girlfriend and duet to your heart's content. Who needs a karaoke machine when you've got Mother Nature's backup singers?"

Maybe not the best dating conversation starter.
We came up with some flirty ramen infused communism pickup lines:

"Hey there, are you a bowl of ramen? Because you've got me feeling all hot and soupy... just like the proletariat uprising in Soviet Russia. #CommunistCrush"

"Do you believe in the power of collective ownership? Because I'm willing to share my ramen with you, comrade. Let's overthrow hunger together, one noodle at a time! #RamenRevolution"

"They say love is like a bowl of ramen—warm, comforting, and best enjoyed with someone special. Care to join me in this deliciously socialist endeavor? #CommieCrush"

"I'm no Karl Marx, but I believe in redistributing the wealth... of flavor! Let's share a bowl of ramen and spread the joy of noodles to all corners of the world. Together, we'll create a utopia of umami! #NoodleNation"

"Roses are red, violets are blue, let's share a bowl of ramen and seize the means of production too! #FlirtyCommunist"

But the little pocket computer does have memes in it. People are yearning for manual labor AI is just a better artist.
Here are some reasons we should let art to the machines and get our manual labor on:

"Because AI can't complain about the working conditions in the mines, but it sure can make some killer abstract paintings of them! Who needs safety regulations when you can have avant-garde art?"

"AI in the art studio means we'll finally get the masterpiece we've been waiting for: 'Mona Lisa 2: Electric Boogaloo.' Meanwhile, humans can enjoy the thrill of tunneling through solid rock with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream!"

"Why risk human lives in dangerous mines when AI can craft stunning sculptures out of silicon? Who needs coal when you can have computational creativity?"

"With AI handling the art scene, we'll have an endless supply of digital doodles to decorate our underground bunkers. Who needs sunlight when you can have pixelated paintings?"

"AI can churn out landscapes faster than you can say 'pickaxe,' while humans can embrace the rustic charm of coal dust and cave-ins. Who needs fresh air when you can have the aroma of industrial revolution?"

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The landlord with included utilities special that's why!

It's not a bad system if it works