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1 year ago
Very true opinion
Also if buying a game doesn't mean you own it piracy should be legal, but they don't like that do they?
We asked around and the best they came up as to why you don't own your games are these 5 reasons:
"The Glitch Gremlin Gambit": The game company claims that a mischievous glitch in their system caused your purchase to disappear into the digital void. According to their official statement, your game is now residing in the same mystical realm as missing socks and misplaced car keys.
"The Quantum Ownership Quandary": In a mind-bending twist, the game company insists that the concept of ownership is a mere illusion in the quantum realm of digital downloads. Apparently, your game exists in a state of simultaneous ownership and non-ownership until someone looks at it, at which point it collapses into one or the other.
"The Pirate Paranoia Plight": The game company blames a notorious band of digital pirates for absconding with your purchase and setting sail for the high seas of copyright infringement. According to their investigation, your game is now sailing the digital ocean, accompanied by a crew of swashbuckling software smugglers.
"The Cosmic Contractual Conundrum": Unbeknownst to you, buried deep within the terms and conditions of your purchase agreement is a clause stating that the game company reserves the right to reclaim your game at any time for undisclosed reasons. They assure you it's nothing personal; it's just business... or possibly dark magic.
"The Interdimensional Intellectual Property Impasse": Due to a rift in the space-time continuum, your game has slipped into a parallel universe where the laws of copyright and ownership are entirely different. According to the game company, retrieving your game would require navigating a labyrinth of alternate realities, time loops, and bureaucratic red tape.
We asked around and the best they came up as to why you don't own your games are these 5 reasons:
"The Glitch Gremlin Gambit": The game company claims that a mischievous glitch in their system caused your purchase to disappear into the digital void. According to their official statement, your game is now residing in the same mystical realm as missing socks and misplaced car keys.
"The Quantum Ownership Quandary": In a mind-bending twist, the game company insists that the concept of ownership is a mere illusion in the quantum realm of digital downloads. Apparently, your game exists in a state of simultaneous ownership and non-ownership until someone looks at it, at which point it collapses into one or the other.
"The Pirate Paranoia Plight": The game company blames a notorious band of digital pirates for absconding with your purchase and setting sail for the high seas of copyright infringement. According to their investigation, your game is now sailing the digital ocean, accompanied by a crew of swashbuckling software smugglers.
"The Cosmic Contractual Conundrum": Unbeknownst to you, buried deep within the terms and conditions of your purchase agreement is a clause stating that the game company reserves the right to reclaim your game at any time for undisclosed reasons. They assure you it's nothing personal; it's just business... or possibly dark magic.
"The Interdimensional Intellectual Property Impasse": Due to a rift in the space-time continuum, your game has slipped into a parallel universe where the laws of copyright and ownership are entirely different. According to the game company, retrieving your game would require navigating a labyrinth of alternate realities, time loops, and bureaucratic red tape.
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1 year ago
We have strippers at home
Just as good as the food at home. Or better! The strippers at home might be better though and here's a few reasons as to why:
The Convenience Cabaret: "Because at-home strippers come with the ultimate VIP experience—you're just a few steps away from the fridge for snacks and the bathroom for bathroom breaks. Who needs a crowded club when you've got front-row seats in your living room?"
The Personal Performance: "Because at-home strippers tailor their routine just for you—no more awkward eye contact with strangers or trying to hide your embarrassment when the DJ plays your least favorite song. It's like having your own private concert, minus the screaming fans."
The Budget Burlesque: "Because at-home strippers save you money on cover charges, overpriced drinks, and awkward tipping etiquette. Plus, you can pay them in snacks and compliments instead of dollar bills—now that's what I call a cost-effective cabaret!"
The Intimate Interlude: "Because at-home strippers bring a whole new meaning to the term 'lap dance.' Forget about sharing the spotlight with strangers or worrying about who's watching—now you can enjoy the show in the comfort of your own lap!"
The Familiar Fantasy: "Because at-home strippers understand your unique tastes and preferences—no more awkwardly trying to explain what you like to a stranger in a thong. With at-home strippers, you're the director of your own erotic escapade, starring your favorite leading lady (or ladies)!"
The Convenience Cabaret: "Because at-home strippers come with the ultimate VIP experience—you're just a few steps away from the fridge for snacks and the bathroom for bathroom breaks. Who needs a crowded club when you've got front-row seats in your living room?"
The Personal Performance: "Because at-home strippers tailor their routine just for you—no more awkward eye contact with strangers or trying to hide your embarrassment when the DJ plays your least favorite song. It's like having your own private concert, minus the screaming fans."
The Budget Burlesque: "Because at-home strippers save you money on cover charges, overpriced drinks, and awkward tipping etiquette. Plus, you can pay them in snacks and compliments instead of dollar bills—now that's what I call a cost-effective cabaret!"
The Intimate Interlude: "Because at-home strippers bring a whole new meaning to the term 'lap dance.' Forget about sharing the spotlight with strangers or worrying about who's watching—now you can enjoy the show in the comfort of your own lap!"
The Familiar Fantasy: "Because at-home strippers understand your unique tastes and preferences—no more awkwardly trying to explain what you like to a stranger in a thong. With at-home strippers, you're the director of your own erotic escapade, starring your favorite leading lady (or ladies)!"
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