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1 year ago
Unemployment didn't suit him
Better a job you hate then a rent you can't pay
Hate your job? Try this new trend : HOMELESSNESS
"Free Spirit Lifestyle:"
"Why be chained to a mortgage when you can roam free? No rent, no rules, just you and the open road!"
"Social Experiment Fame:"
"Become a YouTube sensation! Document your journey from cubicle to curb for fame and followers."
"Fashion Freedom:"
"Say goodbye to suits, hello to dumpster chic! Who needs designer labels when you can rock garbage bag couture?"
"Gourmet Dumpster Dining:"
"Forget fancy restaurants, embrace the thrill of dumpster delicacies. It's like a daily treasure hunt for your taste buds!"
"Urban Adventure:"
"Trade suburbia for the concrete jungle! From dodging pigeons to perfecting your cardboard castle, city living is the ultimate adventure!"
Hate your job? Try this new trend : HOMELESSNESS
"Free Spirit Lifestyle:"
"Why be chained to a mortgage when you can roam free? No rent, no rules, just you and the open road!"
"Social Experiment Fame:"
"Become a YouTube sensation! Document your journey from cubicle to curb for fame and followers."
"Fashion Freedom:"
"Say goodbye to suits, hello to dumpster chic! Who needs designer labels when you can rock garbage bag couture?"
"Gourmet Dumpster Dining:"
"Forget fancy restaurants, embrace the thrill of dumpster delicacies. It's like a daily treasure hunt for your taste buds!"
"Urban Adventure:"
"Trade suburbia for the concrete jungle! From dodging pigeons to perfecting your cardboard castle, city living is the ultimate adventure!"
1 year ago
20 yo stoner wishing he got that email
Gamers managed to call Shadowheart from Baldurs Gate 3 Shart so you know. Regardless it's not all bad! Here's some reasons why your new email can be the best thing that ever happened to you!
Instant Icebreaker at Parties: With an email like [email protected], you'll never struggle to break the ice at parties. Just imagine the laughs and awkward glances when you introduce yourself as the proud owner of the infamous shart420 email address. It's a conversation starter like no other.
Unforgettable First Impressions: Whether you're applying for jobs or signing up for online dating, your email address is sure to leave a lasting impression. Sure, some may raise an eyebrow at the word "shart," but others will admire your boldness and sense of humor. Who needs a boring email address when you can have one that leaves a mark?
Endless Supply of Toilet Humor: Let's face it—there's no shortage of toilet humor when your email includes the word "shart." From hilarious autocorrect fails to endless puns about bodily functions, your inbox is guaranteed to be a treasure trove of comedic gold. Who knew a simple email address could bring so much joy?
Built-In Excuse for Typos: Accidentally hit send before proofreading your email? Blame it on your email address! With [email protected], you have the perfect excuse for any embarrassing typos or grammatical errors. After all, who can expect perfect spelling from someone with such a memorable email?
Exclusive Access to the Shart Club: Congratulations, you're now a member of the exclusive Shart Club! Whether it's sharing embarrassing stories or swapping shart-themed memes, you'll never be short on laughs with your fellow shart enthusiasts. Embrace the hilarity and wear your email address with pride—[email protected] is a badge of honor, not a source of shame.
Instant Icebreaker at Parties: With an email like [email protected], you'll never struggle to break the ice at parties. Just imagine the laughs and awkward glances when you introduce yourself as the proud owner of the infamous shart420 email address. It's a conversation starter like no other.
Unforgettable First Impressions: Whether you're applying for jobs or signing up for online dating, your email address is sure to leave a lasting impression. Sure, some may raise an eyebrow at the word "shart," but others will admire your boldness and sense of humor. Who needs a boring email address when you can have one that leaves a mark?
Endless Supply of Toilet Humor: Let's face it—there's no shortage of toilet humor when your email includes the word "shart." From hilarious autocorrect fails to endless puns about bodily functions, your inbox is guaranteed to be a treasure trove of comedic gold. Who knew a simple email address could bring so much joy?
Built-In Excuse for Typos: Accidentally hit send before proofreading your email? Blame it on your email address! With [email protected], you have the perfect excuse for any embarrassing typos or grammatical errors. After all, who can expect perfect spelling from someone with such a memorable email?
Exclusive Access to the Shart Club: Congratulations, you're now a member of the exclusive Shart Club! Whether it's sharing embarrassing stories or swapping shart-themed memes, you'll never be short on laughs with your fellow shart enthusiasts. Embrace the hilarity and wear your email address with pride—[email protected] is a badge of honor, not a source of shame.
1 year ago
Fooled by this cunning boy
A master of deceit , was probably a spy in a past life
Here are five humorous signs your dog might be smarter than you:
The "Fetch Fiend": Your dog has trained you to play fetch with them for hours on end, while they sit back and watch you do all the work. Who's really the one fetching here?
The "Treat Trickster": Your dog has mastered the art of puppy dog eyes and knows exactly how to manipulate you into giving them treats on demand. You're putty in their paws!
The "Door Dash Dynamo": Your dog has figured out how to open doors and let themselves in and out of the house whenever they please. Meanwhile, you're still struggling to remember where you left your keys.
The "Couch Commando": Your dog has claimed the best spot on the couch and refuses to move, effectively establishing themselves as the ruler of the living room. You're relegated to the floor while they enjoy prime seating.
The "Escape Artist": Your dog has managed to escape from every crate, pen, and fence you've tried to confine them with, leaving you scratching your head and wondering how they pulled off their latest Houdini act.
Here are five humorous signs your dog might be smarter than you:
The "Fetch Fiend": Your dog has trained you to play fetch with them for hours on end, while they sit back and watch you do all the work. Who's really the one fetching here?
The "Treat Trickster": Your dog has mastered the art of puppy dog eyes and knows exactly how to manipulate you into giving them treats on demand. You're putty in their paws!
The "Door Dash Dynamo": Your dog has figured out how to open doors and let themselves in and out of the house whenever they please. Meanwhile, you're still struggling to remember where you left your keys.
The "Couch Commando": Your dog has claimed the best spot on the couch and refuses to move, effectively establishing themselves as the ruler of the living room. You're relegated to the floor while they enjoy prime seating.
The "Escape Artist": Your dog has managed to escape from every crate, pen, and fence you've tried to confine them with, leaving you scratching your head and wondering how they pulled off their latest Houdini act.
1 year ago
Understandable with that name
His rage is fully understandable
We might of made up some funny names and ridiculous crimes or picked them out from an obscure newspaper somewhere in Baltimore you'll never know
Snugglebuns McFluffernutter: Arrested for organizing a flash mob of synchronized knitting enthusiasts in the middle of a busy intersection, causing chaos and confusion among commuters.
Fizzlepop von Wigglesworth: Caught red-handed attempting to steal the world's largest rubber duck from a local charity event, only to get stuck inside it and require assistance from the fire department.
Puddingface McSqueezycheeks: Accused of masterminding a plot to swap all the shampoo bottles in a supermarket with bottles filled with pudding, resulting in mass confusion and some unexpectedly tasty showers.
Bubblesnort Tootleberry: Charged with illegally hosting a bubble bath marathon in a public fountain, complete with rubber duck races and synchronized snorkeling routines, causing a slippery mess and a lot of laughter.
Snickerdoodle McFlopbottom: Found guilty of organizing a rogue fleet of Segway-riding squirrels to stage a daring heist on a local bakery, stealing all the snickerdoodle cookies and leaving behind a trail of crumbs and chaos.
We might of made up some funny names and ridiculous crimes or picked them out from an obscure newspaper somewhere in Baltimore you'll never know
Snugglebuns McFluffernutter: Arrested for organizing a flash mob of synchronized knitting enthusiasts in the middle of a busy intersection, causing chaos and confusion among commuters.
Fizzlepop von Wigglesworth: Caught red-handed attempting to steal the world's largest rubber duck from a local charity event, only to get stuck inside it and require assistance from the fire department.
Puddingface McSqueezycheeks: Accused of masterminding a plot to swap all the shampoo bottles in a supermarket with bottles filled with pudding, resulting in mass confusion and some unexpectedly tasty showers.
Bubblesnort Tootleberry: Charged with illegally hosting a bubble bath marathon in a public fountain, complete with rubber duck races and synchronized snorkeling routines, causing a slippery mess and a lot of laughter.
Snickerdoodle McFlopbottom: Found guilty of organizing a rogue fleet of Segway-riding squirrels to stage a daring heist on a local bakery, stealing all the snickerdoodle cookies and leaving behind a trail of crumbs and chaos.
1 year ago
He looks serious
This guy took out some trees in his day, and after all why not? There is a well known Cat - Christmas tree war going on.
Here are just some of the reasons for this vicious conflict
"Cat vs. Tree Showdown":
"Christmas trees challenge a cat's throne as ruler of the living room, sparking a fur-flying battle for dominance."
"Tree Conspiracy Theory":
"Cats see Christmas trees as a human ploy to distract from their feline supremacy, igniting a purr-sonal vendetta against the towering intruders."
"Fur-tive Saboteurs":
"Cats launch stealthy missions to sabotage Christmas trees, offended by their audacious attempt to steal the spotlight."
"Ornament Envy":
"Cats resent Christmas trees flaunting flashy baubles, preferring the natural sparkle of their own fur coats."
"Tree-sonous Terrain":
"To cats, Christmas trees are towering threats poised to crush their delicate egos, igniting a feline frenzy of indignation."
Here are just some of the reasons for this vicious conflict
"Cat vs. Tree Showdown":
"Christmas trees challenge a cat's throne as ruler of the living room, sparking a fur-flying battle for dominance."
"Tree Conspiracy Theory":
"Cats see Christmas trees as a human ploy to distract from their feline supremacy, igniting a purr-sonal vendetta against the towering intruders."
"Fur-tive Saboteurs":
"Cats launch stealthy missions to sabotage Christmas trees, offended by their audacious attempt to steal the spotlight."
"Ornament Envy":
"Cats resent Christmas trees flaunting flashy baubles, preferring the natural sparkle of their own fur coats."
"Tree-sonous Terrain":
"To cats, Christmas trees are towering threats poised to crush their delicate egos, igniting a feline frenzy of indignation."
1 year ago
1 year ago
Very Wholesome
No one is useless, here are some maxims continuing this idea:
"Even the most useless looking screw in an IKEA furniture set eventually finds its place. So, chin up! You're just waiting for the right instruction manual to come along."
"Remember, even a broken clock is right twice a day. So, if you feel like you're always off-kilter, just know that eventually, you'll stumble upon the perfect moment to shine!"
"Think of yourself as the 'Ctrl + Alt + Del' of life—sure, you might not know exactly what you're doing, but sometimes, a good old-fashioned reboot is just what the world needs!"
"You may feel as useful as a screen door on a submarine, but hey, someone's gotta let the fish know they're welcome. You're like the unsung hero of aquatic hospitality!"
"Just like the 'skip' button on a YouTube ad, you may not always be in demand, but when you are, you're an absolute lifesaver! Keep shining, you gloriously random button, you."
"Even the most useless looking screw in an IKEA furniture set eventually finds its place. So, chin up! You're just waiting for the right instruction manual to come along."
"Remember, even a broken clock is right twice a day. So, if you feel like you're always off-kilter, just know that eventually, you'll stumble upon the perfect moment to shine!"
"Think of yourself as the 'Ctrl + Alt + Del' of life—sure, you might not know exactly what you're doing, but sometimes, a good old-fashioned reboot is just what the world needs!"
"You may feel as useful as a screen door on a submarine, but hey, someone's gotta let the fish know they're welcome. You're like the unsung hero of aquatic hospitality!"
"Just like the 'skip' button on a YouTube ad, you may not always be in demand, but when you are, you're an absolute lifesaver! Keep shining, you gloriously random button, you."
