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1 year ago
Drinking is fun though
Or so i'm told memes are my escapism of choice
Many regrettable things can happen when you get shitfaced such as
The "Urgent Urge":
You underestimate your bladder's rebellion after too many drinks and embark on a frantic quest for a restroom, realizing too late that it's already too little, too late.
The "Projectile Protest":
Attempting a discreet vomit session, you find yourself in the wrong spot, spraying your surroundings with an unexpected technicolor yawn.
The "Toilet Tango":
Misjudging the distance, you perform a splashdown maneuver, turning your bathroom into a splashy scene from a water park.
The "Barstool Surprise":
Seeking refuge on a barstool, you discover too late it's already occupied – by your own vomit.
The "Ink Incident":
An uncontrollable laugh leads to an unexpected vomit stream, transforming your night into a messy masterpiece.
Many regrettable things can happen when you get shitfaced such as
The "Urgent Urge":
You underestimate your bladder's rebellion after too many drinks and embark on a frantic quest for a restroom, realizing too late that it's already too little, too late.
The "Projectile Protest":
Attempting a discreet vomit session, you find yourself in the wrong spot, spraying your surroundings with an unexpected technicolor yawn.
The "Toilet Tango":
Misjudging the distance, you perform a splashdown maneuver, turning your bathroom into a splashy scene from a water park.
The "Barstool Surprise":
Seeking refuge on a barstool, you discover too late it's already occupied – by your own vomit.
The "Ink Incident":
An uncontrollable laugh leads to an unexpected vomit stream, transforming your night into a messy masterpiece.
1 year ago
Asking the real questions
Would YOU still date your now worm girlfriend? You should! It's the best thing that's ever happened to you according to reasons we made up!
The Cuddle Critter: "Because your girlfriend turning into a worm means you'll never have to worry about finding a snuggle buddy—just slip her into your pocket and take her wherever you go for some slimy, squishy affection!"
The Low-Maintenance Love: "Because your girlfriend turning into a worm eliminates the need for fancy dates and expensive gifts—just toss her some dirt and watch her wiggle with joy. Who needs roses when you've got earthworms?"
The Relationship Retreat: "Because your girlfriend turning into a worm gives a whole new meaning to 'burrowing into each other's hearts'—literally! Now you can spend quality time together underground, away from the stresses of the surface world."
The Nature's Nuptials: "Because your girlfriend turning into a worm makes for the perfect eco-friendly wedding—no need for extravagant venues or fancy dresses, just a garden and a handful of soil. Plus, think of the savings on catering!"
The Slimy Serenade: "Because your girlfriend turning into a worm means you'll never be alone when it's time to sing in the rain—just grab your trusty worm-girlfriend and duet to your heart's content. Who needs a karaoke machine when you've got Mother Nature's backup singers?"
The Cuddle Critter: "Because your girlfriend turning into a worm means you'll never have to worry about finding a snuggle buddy—just slip her into your pocket and take her wherever you go for some slimy, squishy affection!"
The Low-Maintenance Love: "Because your girlfriend turning into a worm eliminates the need for fancy dates and expensive gifts—just toss her some dirt and watch her wiggle with joy. Who needs roses when you've got earthworms?"
The Relationship Retreat: "Because your girlfriend turning into a worm gives a whole new meaning to 'burrowing into each other's hearts'—literally! Now you can spend quality time together underground, away from the stresses of the surface world."
The Nature's Nuptials: "Because your girlfriend turning into a worm makes for the perfect eco-friendly wedding—no need for extravagant venues or fancy dresses, just a garden and a handful of soil. Plus, think of the savings on catering!"
The Slimy Serenade: "Because your girlfriend turning into a worm means you'll never be alone when it's time to sing in the rain—just grab your trusty worm-girlfriend and duet to your heart's content. Who needs a karaoke machine when you've got Mother Nature's backup singers?"
1 year ago
Car guy behaviour
Thanks man really cool please drive me to my destination now, we don't care about your car here are 5 reasons why:
"The Yawn-Inducing Yaris Effect: Sure, your car may be your pride and joy, but to everyone else, it's just another mundane mode of transportation. No matter how many times you wax poetic about its impressive fuel efficiency or spacious cup holders, the response is always the same: a collective yawn and a polite nod of indifference.
"The Ego-Eclipsing SUV Syndrome: Your car may be big and bold, but so is everyone else's ego. No matter how many times you rev your engine or flaunt your oversized wheels, you're just another speck in a sea of oversized vehicles. Sorry to burst your bubble, but there's no room for bragging rights in the carpool lane.
"The Luxury Lemon Letdown: Ah, the sweet smell of leather upholstery and the satisfying click of a closing door—too bad it's all just a facade. Despite your best efforts to impress with your luxury vehicle, everyone sees through the charade and recognizes your car for what it truly is: a glorified lemon with a hefty price tag.
"The Attention-Deficit Accord Affliction: No matter how flashy your car may be, it's no match for the short attention spans of today's society. One moment you're the talk of the town with your sleek new ride, and the next, you're yesterday's news as everyone moves on to the next big thing. Sorry, but your fifteen minutes of automotive fame are up.
"The Envy-Inducing Ego Eraser: Congratulations, you've succeeded in making everyone else feel slightly better about their own subpar vehicles. Your incessant bragging about horsepower and torque has only served to highlight the glaring inadequacies of your personality, leaving everyone else feeling grateful for their humble rides and unassuming egos. Thanks for the reality check, champ.
"The Yawn-Inducing Yaris Effect: Sure, your car may be your pride and joy, but to everyone else, it's just another mundane mode of transportation. No matter how many times you wax poetic about its impressive fuel efficiency or spacious cup holders, the response is always the same: a collective yawn and a polite nod of indifference.
"The Ego-Eclipsing SUV Syndrome: Your car may be big and bold, but so is everyone else's ego. No matter how many times you rev your engine or flaunt your oversized wheels, you're just another speck in a sea of oversized vehicles. Sorry to burst your bubble, but there's no room for bragging rights in the carpool lane.
"The Luxury Lemon Letdown: Ah, the sweet smell of leather upholstery and the satisfying click of a closing door—too bad it's all just a facade. Despite your best efforts to impress with your luxury vehicle, everyone sees through the charade and recognizes your car for what it truly is: a glorified lemon with a hefty price tag.
"The Attention-Deficit Accord Affliction: No matter how flashy your car may be, it's no match for the short attention spans of today's society. One moment you're the talk of the town with your sleek new ride, and the next, you're yesterday's news as everyone moves on to the next big thing. Sorry, but your fifteen minutes of automotive fame are up.
"The Envy-Inducing Ego Eraser: Congratulations, you've succeeded in making everyone else feel slightly better about their own subpar vehicles. Your incessant bragging about horsepower and torque has only served to highlight the glaring inadequacies of your personality, leaving everyone else feeling grateful for their humble rides and unassuming egos. Thanks for the reality check, champ.
1 year ago
No it does not
Use the long form next time my guy, we only came up with even longer forms since you guys obviously need a way to express this:
The Shanghai Sprout: This twink is as fresh and vibrant as the bustling streets of Shanghai, with a youthful charm that's impossible to ignore.
The Peking Peep: Like a curious bird peeking out from its nest, this twink captures attention with its playful demeanor and irresistible allure.
The Forbidden Fortune: With a mischievous grin and a twinkle in his eye, this twink is like a hidden treasure waiting to be discovered in the depths of ancient Chinese folklore.
The Dim Sum Delight: Petite and full of flavor, this twink is a delightful treat for those craving a taste of something exotic and adventurous.
The Panda Prince: Adorable and cuddly, like a panda cub frolicking in the bamboo forests of Chengdu, this twink is sure to steal hearts wherever he goes.
The Shanghai Sprout: This twink is as fresh and vibrant as the bustling streets of Shanghai, with a youthful charm that's impossible to ignore.
The Peking Peep: Like a curious bird peeking out from its nest, this twink captures attention with its playful demeanor and irresistible allure.
The Forbidden Fortune: With a mischievous grin and a twinkle in his eye, this twink is like a hidden treasure waiting to be discovered in the depths of ancient Chinese folklore.
The Dim Sum Delight: Petite and full of flavor, this twink is a delightful treat for those craving a taste of something exotic and adventurous.
The Panda Prince: Adorable and cuddly, like a panda cub frolicking in the bamboo forests of Chengdu, this twink is sure to steal hearts wherever he goes.
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